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NO THEY ARE NOT

[WILL BE DOING THESE FOR ALL MY JOURNALS

General interaction post! If you ever want to thread with Lex (or another character I play whose journal name you do not remember), just drop a comment! I always have comment notifications on, and I always loev playing. So feel free! I have been a flakey flake flake lately, but if you were looking for me, look no further.]

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“Ok last part my sister in law. I hope he's working in a mystery that will require our help. He'll cry but following the boys eagerness(?) to an excitable lad, he is always ready to tackle something new. Penalty hardly one of the best detective's the world has ever known will frequently call the way at the drop of a hat to take the cunning criminal or track a vital clue. This is hardly a soft spoken woman who's serene temperament was the perfect counter part to her husband's most spirited nature often accompanying Mr Heartly(?) on his adventures. The devoted couples inseperable(?) and despite their long union they often acted like newly weds. Calm down Jill, Frank teased we've already got the case of the ruined romance to sell. 10 minutes later the 3 chum's(?), freshly bathed, combed in a ___ in 40 summer close. We're headed toward the City of Lake Mormon 20mi west of State port. Little did the 3 chums(?) realize that the queer adventure that lay ahead of them. Probably going for a queered(?) entrance, they port ___. I don't know what to say. So yeah, this is totally the best book ever.” Auto-Transcribed Voice Post - spoken through SpinVox

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And one more part to go it's soclose to being over orz.

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SADLY the post ran out of time so look out for PART TWO.

Okay, my favorite drinking games generally involve only a few rules, because that way I don't have to be constantly referencing a list of things to drink for instead of enjoying the show. This is slightly more complicated than my favorite simple drinking game (watch Old School Johnny Quest and drink everytime it's horribly racist), but I think it's still pretty easy to play. Partly because every Smallville episode is basically the same, so you fall into a pattern of when to drink pretty fast (I imagine! Disclaimer: I have not yet played this game).

This was inspired by my discovery the other day that there's a Superman cocktail. The internet doesn't seem to agree on just what a Superman cocktail is, but I think this game should obviously be played with something that claims to be one. Obviously in an ideal world, I would sample every Superman cocktail I could find until I found the one that best summarized Superman, but I can't really do that until I get back to school. Actually, I could, because my parents probably have all the booze I'd ever need and don't care if I drink, but it would be awkward to explain.

Judging from a purely "looking at the ingredients of the various cocktails" perspective, I think this is the "real" Superman cocktail, but unfortunately it has a lot more alcohol than I'd really want in a drinking game beverage. I'd get drunk too fast. The Drunken Superman is better for this, but still a little much. This Superman seems like the best bet to me, if you use a big glass and put in a lot of lemonade. The Lois Lane from this list might also be pretty good. Or, of course, you could do what I do for my drinking games, screw authenticity, and find yourself some green powerade and Bacardi. I don't recommend this. Although in the spirit of this game, next time I might make it red powerade and blue curaco. That's good eats (no, no it isn't).

DRINKING GAME

One sip whenever someone oh-so-subtly references Clark's future.
--Two if it's Lex talking about his and Clark's friendship

One sip every time the Superman S shows up
--Two if Clark is actually wearing it on his chest.

One sip every time Lex protests that he's a good guy, really

Three sips every time Lana shows up and doesn't fill you with rage

One sip every time Clark uses a superpower

One sip every time Lex has a drink of some kind

One sip the first time you identify the freak of the week. If you get it wrong, drink til you get it right.

Two sips every time Clark is directly or indirectly responsible for the death of another human being

Two sips for every appearance of the Wall of Weird

HOKAY as you have probably not noticed, in recent months my output of frankly horrifying poorly drawn Chase/Brainy porn has increased from "almost never" to "occasionally." This is because I now have a scanner, and no longer have to draw hideous, anatomically deranged artwork in MS Paint, but can now do it by hand, where I have slightly more control.

SO DOODLE MEME comment and you will get some kind of retarded and possibly disturbing rendition of...whatever you prompt me with. IT'S LIKE MS PAINT ONLY THE STICK FIGURES ARE SLIGHTLY MORE ADVANCED

Also you will get nothing until I get home from work, but when I do OH WHEN I DO

[there is a post here. I'm sure it was well-thought out and genuinely friendly, but I don't have to come up with it yet, because Buffy isn't going to see a word of it. And that, kids, is what we call prejudice.]

OH YEAH

Let's all enjoy the magical and retarded story of HOW I APPED LEX

( Subtitle: Buffy is special in her own special way. )

*in the woods, getting his nice suit dirty orz*

...I know there was a road here a second ago.

Okay! So um we not only had a Lex here before, but Lex is kind of actually, you know. Well known. By some people. So I'd appreciate it if you helped me out with the following:

-If your character knew old!Lex, tell me about their relationship a little. I stalked old!Lex a lot, but I also have the memory of a retarded goldfish.
-If your character has heard of Lex through camp (being friends with Kon, Clark, whoever), let me know a little about what kind of reaction to expect.
-If your character knows about Lex as a fictional character, I'd like to chat a little, just because Lex's future with Superman is a bit of a no-go place, so! Talk to meee.

Thanks guys ♥

Name: Alexander "Lex" Luthor
Hair: ...I hate you guys ;;
Eyes: Kind of blue-green.
( La la la )

( Obligatory app post. )

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